...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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