so explain again why im purple
no
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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