I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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