I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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