were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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