So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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