come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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