Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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