Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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