So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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