I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
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It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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