tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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