how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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