my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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