I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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