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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:46pm

    In soviet russia the salt shaker writes peoms about you being high

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:10pm

    Lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:44am

    1102 that could be the single most retarded thing I've heard. Jesus.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:02am

    Salt shaker I hate you so much, salt shaker I want to hang you so much, salt shaker you smell bad. Now replace salt shaker with the N-Word.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:32pm

    That's normal I do it all the time lolol

  • 92 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 3:53pm

    Lmao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:39am

    Salt shaker, salt shaker, you bring me so much happiness. Salt shaker, salt shaker, I love your white, salty goodness.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:04am

    First...,,

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:56pm

    1102, that doesn't rhyme, all good poems rhyme. You fail, maybe you should hang youself?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:04am

    How did it go?

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    Submitted by sexxxygirl on Aug 29, 10 at 4:03pm

    Ahhh I love walnut creek:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:31am

    Was it pretty?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:14pm

    You get high alone? You're kinda a loser then.

    • Submitted by petey88 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:45pm

      sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:06am

    First!:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:37am

    Jimmy buffet... Is that you! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:48pm

    11:02 is the word Nice?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:16am

    Tell us D:

  • 72 81
    Submitted by petey88 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:43pm

    I can not explain my love for this post. This always happens to me.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 7:02pm

    I wanna read it!

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    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Feb 7, 10 at 4:31pm

    Grains of salt through the sieve of time\nThe curvy surface of the glass so smooth in my hands as\nI shake "delicious" onto my fries\nThe perfect companion to its loyal partner pepper\nSalt shaker! I weep at thy beauty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:52am

    Haikus are easy But sometimes they're weird Refrigerator

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    Submitted by asdf on Jan 31, 10 at 5:09pm

    i could actually see a lot of people i know doing this... do i need new friends?