I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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