No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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