I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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