I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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