So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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