Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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