quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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