Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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