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  • 122 37
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 14, 11 at 5:25pm
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    If she gives BJs, she is a hooker, not a stripper.

    • 37 28
      Submitted by FuckNickelback on Aug 15, 11 at 4:32am
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      Ha. You must not go to strip clubs or you go with the poor folk who spend the night throwing singles at the rack. There is virtually no difference between strippers and hookers.

  • 117 36
    Submitted by Phys on Aug 14, 11 at 6:07pm
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    How to make a long distance relationship work

  • 111 37
    Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 14, 11 at 8:43pm
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    And when I'm getting eaten out by the pool boy I'll imagine it's you. At least for the first 5 minutes.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 6, 12 at 1:23am
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      Wow. That should be engraved in a constellation for being the most outstanding burn of all time.

  • 89 34
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 14, 11 at 4:00pm
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    Romantic sentiments for the modern age.

  • 63 47
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 14, 11 at 7:01pm
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    bj's make everything better

  • 47 29
    Submitted by kaykayfuller427 on Aug 15, 11 at 6:46pm
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    @swallows: DITTO!

  • 47 31
    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Aug 14, 11 at 4:36pm
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    Do they do that at Club 215?

  • 50 38
    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 14, 11 at 3:47pm
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    its the thought that counts

  • 50 39
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 14, 11 at 11:10pm
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    That's true love... Although strippers don't have souls, they give soulful bj's.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by swallows on Aug 15, 11 at 2:22am
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    And I'll pretend the super hot guys I'm giving free handie's to are you. At least until I realize how much bigger they all are than you.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by dadx2 on Aug 14, 11 at 9:43pm
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    Who says romance is dead?

  • 47 59
    Submitted by tayacb on Aug 14, 11 at 4:37pm
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    LMAO @ ArthurLux

  • 40 54
    Submitted by jacobg013 on Aug 14, 11 at 3:25pm
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    Hahahahahaha that's great

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 14, 11 at 11:16pm
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    W_T_F - you got it right.