There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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