So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize