respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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