i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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