We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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