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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:49pm

    its not like peeing is like using a firehose. if you let it go it doesn't flop around spraying everywhere. its more like flying a plane. you just have to control it during takeoff and landing which leaves plenty of time for texting mid-flight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:40pm

    I think you mean "Reason #3 women are better than men who are missing a hand". And even then, you're only right if the guy didn't lose it wrestling a bear, fending off zombies, or swordfighting, because then he automatically wins for being awesome. In conclusion - you're a fucktard. We don't need two hands to piss.

    • 41 74
      Submitted by blinger on Feb 24, 10 at 1:28pm

      hell we dont have to use our hands at all....except for pants duty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:39pm

    Weak, I do that all the time. That only leaves 2 other reasons: we men envy the fact that we don't have breasts to play with on our own, and the fact that you can't get kicked in the nads

  • 86 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:19am

    hah, texter is dumb. i'm a chick and i've written my name in the snow with my piss before. i can also get it in the urinal standing up. everyone has a party trick :)

  • 94 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:46pm

    Agreed. This is bullshit. To prove it wrong I'm writing this while taking a piss.

  • 92 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:38pm

    i am a guy and i can pee and text, its just that you would prefer i didn't do it at your house.

  • 88 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:13am

    Jeez guys are soooo touchy.

  • 94 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:40pm

    Umm...we can sit down if we want you know. W e just have options.

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:56pm

    5 girls I know that have dropped there phone in the toilet.

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:43am

    That's what I'm doing right now !

  • 84 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:53pm

    haha i cant believe how defensive everyone is getting about their pissing habits..

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:45pm

    Dude. I'm a guy, and pissing while texting is a daily thing for me.

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:41pm

    i am also i guy and i, as well, can pee and text at the same time. so reason number three is false.

  • 82 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:06am

    1) i can pee and text standing 2) our ability to pee on the snow still trumps all you can do. imbecilic woman

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:02am

    Reason #394734927 that I'm better than all of you: I can piss while texting, driving drunk, fucking a girl bent over the dashboard, running over every last one of you fuckers, and not spill my beer.

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:06am

    I'm out nigs. Have fun putting the pussy on a pedestal.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:15am

    Babe we can text message, pee and shake it with no hands. Sorry to spoil it for you... But you can relish in the fact that you can bleed way more than us and not die plus you ladies can through some mean BF's

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:09am

    @ 12:06 I know plenty of men who don't know dick about cars and many women capable of all of the above. Your defense is just as retarded as this text.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:26am

    dudes can piss while texting AND dont drop their phone in the toilet, i hear weekly stories of some chick droppin their phone in the toilet. So, who wins?

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:01am

    Yeah, I tend to use one hand for each. So you can scratch "we can do two things at once" from you list of why you're better than us.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:06am

    I am also a girl and I also think the OP is a fuck nugget and is one of the bitches that helps make females all over the world look like fucking idiots. Helping chauvinist men continue to believe that other than the fact that we have tits and vaginas there really is no other reason to keep any of us around. WAY TO GO OP. DUMBASS. Keep your mouth/fingers shut next time.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:19am

    I think i'd rather be able to piss on a tree easily than be able to text while pissing... it takes what? a minute at most to piss? we don't need tp either i think i much prefer the male pissing situation

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:54am

    B/c everyone is saying how much better they are. I agree this tfln IS stupid not true. But do u really think your better than a woman?

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:27am

    She's right, I can't txt while peeing, only because I need both hands to hold it. But does that mean she's better than me? Or that I'd tear a hole in her ass?

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:14am

    Guys can easily do both lol. Aiming might be a little tough if were standing but sitting it's no different. Silly female =D

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:00am

    Everything on this site turns into a stupid fucking argument between a bunch of people who dont even know each other. Why the hell would you base gender superiority on what you can do while taking a piss. It's not that damn serious. Get over it people.

  • 79 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:38am

    If it wasn't for a woman u wouldn't be here to discuss this

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:43am

    if that's reason #3, then we women don't have much goin for us.

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:36pm

    oh my god. how dare someone suggest that women might, for a minute, be better than men?! blasphemy. seriously, get over it. its not that big of a deal.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:00am

    358... A double negitive is "I ain't going nowhere" Calling you an overweight fat ass is not a double negitive... It's the truth, and it must have hurt.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:47am

    Yeah, I'm a guy and I can pee standing up while texting. I can text in one hand and change the song on my ipod with my other hand while intricately peeing an anarchy symbol in the snow. Do that lady

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:21am

    That's sounds skanky

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:46pm

    Anyone male or female can do that. Please bitch

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:06am

    didn't say my sister was raped. just saying that sex isn't always sex in the military. and because tfln is anonymous i can say confidently that she doesn't have an interest in anyone's "tank gunner" if you catch my drift.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:47am

    I find it funny how the more I read this shit the worse it gets!! IT'S ALL FUCKING FAKE! And it sucks cause it's actually a funny site! But now it's all men against women and ppl are running it in the ground REAL FAST!

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:16am

    We should blame the mods for letting this shit though

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 6:29pm

    I guess women can't text with one hand... lol

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:27am

    Actually guys with any hang to their dick can piss without hands AND we don't have to stop texting to wipe, guys win this one too. Reason #1 is girls have a clit, #2 is girls have boobs. The reasons stop there...

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:45am

    Commenting to this while peeing. I'm a male. Epic fail.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:48am

    3:46 gets his dick sucked far more often than 3:36. celebrate mutual respect!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:06am

    Ya pretty sure guys can hold there dick and piss while texting

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:39pm

    I can txt and pee at the same time, I am a guy

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:50am

    Reason #1 men are better than women: we don't bleed for long periods of time

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:29am

    12:24 needs to calm down. Who is this dumb blond bitch u speak of??

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:59am

    I'M A BIG MAN BECAUSE I CAN PEE IN A VARIETY OF UNCLEVER WAYS ENDING WITH SEXUAL THREATS AGAINST YOUR MOTHER! I CAN PROVE I'M BETTER THAN THE OP BY MAKING SIMILARLY STUPID CLAIMS AGAINST THE OPPOSITE GENDER!

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:52am

    2:46 is a moron. Women have higher IQs on average, test better than men during the duration of their schooling while earning much better grades, and attend college in higher numbers.

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:49pm

    Guys can still aim with no hands. You know that right? Albeit less so but still.

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:11pm

    soooooo false, im a dude, and i can write guys rule bitches drool in the snow with my piss while im texting the same thing to someone on my phone. good try though

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:58am

    12:44 I'm not a dumbass!! But it's not like you carry a baby for nine months

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:55pm

    im a dude, and i can do it. i can also do it while drunk, and drinking, i need no hands to pee.

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:41am

    Actually, it IS statistically proven that sexual offenders are 90% heterosexual males. Nice try, though.

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:41am

    Uh...don't they have TWO hands to txt with when peeing! Jack ass!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:29pm

    10:48 pm... Lmfaoo great one bro much props

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:46am

    I am a man. And I love women. I think we are all beautiful and special in our own ways. Let's keep the love alive people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:06am

    Women are better than men? Oh sure...until they need their oil changed, car towed, houses built, jars opened, electrical wiring done, plumbing...yeah, FAAARR fuckin superior, right?

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:41pm

    11:38 (1) that was awesome.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by balski2 on Oct 4, 10 at 12:52pm

    I do that all the time in fact I had my laptop in my hand facebook chatting and peeing standing up and hit the water dead on without looking

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:35am

    1:06 that's just retarded!! Making life is what a WOMAN only a woman can do. U r just a sperm donor with that attitude!!

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:16am

    oh god, don't bring up 1997. people thought ally mcbeal killed feminism with her hemline.

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:02am

    i'm a chick and think this is stupid, especially for your #3. and if you care, 12:06, i change my own oil.

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:28am

    I'm a dude and it all the time.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:10am

    Suuuure she doesn't lol. no one wants to admit that there sister does like "tank gunners" shit happens. i'm going to bed

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:14am

    2:46 - How exactly does four days of light bleeding make me dumber and weaker than a guy?

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:32am

    am I the only one wondering what reason 1 and 2 are?

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:39am

    That's a pretty good reason

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:20am

    615 and 611... Yall are fucking stupid.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:39am

    And how old are you, 3:24, that you still bring up the "Mrs. degree"? Being old and senile might explain your tenuous grasp of reality.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:54am

    Let me put it this way ladies... Men only have flatulence from thier ass...

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:28am

    I can also piss with no hands and text. Fuck I can piss and walk.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:46am

    is it really necessary to repeat something someone else already stated like 40 times? i think we all get the point now that men can text while peeing too

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:16pm

    I take massive dumps while getting blown, talking on my bluetooth headset, playing pokerstars, watching tv, listen to music all the while texting the OPs mom.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:44pm

    5:38, I don't know any feminist as stupid as the OP. And I think you're unfamiliar with the true meaning of feminism, which is not "women are better than men."

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:09am

    Gubs: I can think o like 50 reasons why men are better tha women and you can only think of three? I win

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:17am

    I believe u!!! Calm down!!

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:27am

    Shit... I can pee and text at the same time. Just go in the back yard. Hard to miss out there.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:46am

    3:43 has a micropenis

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:57pm

    Guys can do anything while pissing! We don't have to sit in one place in order to not pisdson our legs

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:34am

    And u wonder why no one touches your pussy...

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:57am

    I lick pee pee off the toilet seat. Old pee pee.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:50am

    I have two hands free while I am peeing... Guys don't have to hold it with a hand... Besides I have to give something for women to clean up off the walls. Right? (they clean it for me anyway )

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:11am

    I hold my dick with only one hand and I'm not retarded so one handed texting isn't a challenge.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:40pm

    lets be honest. if thats reason #3 and its 2009, you broads have a lot of catching up to do...especially since we can certainly pee and text.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:22pm

    I'm a guy and I can pee and text at the same time without sitting down

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:50am

    Haha. That's funny. And you guys. need to chill bc she didn't mean it like girls are better yea u can piss and txt too but u have a better chance of dropping ur phone in the toilet and stuff

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:58am

    i'm surprised at the amount of people who text whilst peeing =P

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:49am

    Guys can pee while sitting. Ahah. But this one made me laugh quite a bit:)

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:13am

    That certainly doesn't have to be the way it goes, if anyone had bothered to enforce the Equal Pay Act of 1963.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:11am

    2:06 I tentatively agree. That's the sort of dilute empowerment circa 1997 with "girl power" Spice Girls people like to mistaken for feminism.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:20pm

    I can text and pee on you at the same. How bout it?

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:56am

    Screw that, bitch I'll piss on you while texting!

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:24am

    reasons why women are better than men 1. boobs 2. pussy reasons why you are retarded, your 3rd best reason is something that literally anybody that has 2 functioning hands attached to 2 functioning arms can do.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:56am

    Well your sister is probably getting someone else's "tank gunner" inside her right now. Boom. Roasted.

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:23pm

    Ya? Well I can piss anytime, any place. Even walking. Its called having more than 4 inches soft. Your move cunt

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:05am

    I can shoot a load in your face while texting a bitch that I actually want to fuck.....

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:57am

    Let me put it this way, 1:54, queefs are a joint effort. If you have a small dick and like different positions, YOU are the one pushing in air.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:16am

    Touché; my dick is too big to hold with one hand.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:51pm

    this is true... but only for people who have such gigantic members such as myself that we must hold it with two hands to keep it from causing serious injury... i imagine other, lesser men could text while peeing, though..

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:44pm

    or use a urinal and use both hands to text

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:16am

    Oh, and 12:06, I change my own oil and open my own jars. I'd be curious if you act as your own electrician (changing a lightbulb doesn't count) or call someone else to do it for you. Those examples certainly don't count.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:46am

    Me too. What a dumb bitch.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:53am

    Going down on a chick is the BEST! agreed with 3:50

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:57am

    I'm a guy and can definitely pee and text at the same time

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:56pm

    I could write my name int he snow and text at the same time... wierd story but i have done that...

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:26am

    I'm 202 and I'm still driving drunk. your move bitches.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:57am

    lyudmila pavlichenko is evidence to the contrary about women in the military...

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:05am

    pfff, err. its called holding your dick in one hand and texting with the other. multitasking is not a sex oriented phenomenon

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:44pm

    You are my hero!! This is the first time ever that I haven't been jealous of mans ability to write in snow!!

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:43pm

    Men can do that also only we can do both one handed

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:52am

    But I can text and blow a load on your face at the same time...

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:23pm

    I can pee while I text and I'm a guy. Reason infinity plus one for why men are better than woman. BAM!

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:06am

    Yeah but however you wanna put it, if it's in mans control or not, we still make more money. That's just the way it goes. sit down. goodnight.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:56am

    My sister's in the military. Women have better hand-eye coordination so they made her a tank gunner. Sucks to be you 2:46.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:44am

    Ok well while you're peeing handsfree. We're making more money in the workplace then woman. Fuck equality. Game over. Next text.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by jackdan on Jun 27, 10 at 8:39pm

    Yes well for those of us who r lazy men, like myself, sitting to pee frees up both hands. So, I'm peeing and smoking a cig while txting rite now. Top that missy!

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:39am

    I can do thaat to and i'm a guy??

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:13am

    What a good Sibling you are lol prick.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:11am

    Any lady who would like to love, and have their lady parts licked happily, let me know!

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:56am

    "Behind every great man, is an even greater woman" Remember that gentlemen...

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:52am

    i figured as much, 3:50. but it had to be phrased in a way these little boys understand. keep the love alive.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:41am

    3:36 doesn't know what he's talking about... because he's never found a woman to fuck or suck him...

  • 58 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:28am

    even though the poster's point was invalid, "write THAT in the fucking snow" made me laugh... now im trying to think of the perfect situation to use that line

  • 63 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:34am

    The whole pee situation is probably the only reason I'd want to be male, since I do a lot of hiking and camping, and it would be convenient. Otherwise I'm glad to be a woman. I feel like we have more options in life, whereas men are still tied up in social expectation.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:59am

    What's so hard about peeing while texting? You bitches have to do it while sitting down, I dare you to try to text and aim at the same time. I sure as hell can do it.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by dude88 on Jul 2, 11 at 9:10pm

    I was getting all riled up ready to dispute this when I remembered that I've dropped a phone in the toilet doing that before. I still do it all the time, though.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by lernington on Feb 23, 10 at 9:26am

    yeah we can definitely do that too. nice try though

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:41am

    look at all these dumb guys. "hey i can piss standing and that's even better." everyone here is a moron. is all you can brag about is how you pee you don't have anything to brag about, durr.

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:02pm

    Guys can text, piss, AND write our name in the snow... Reason number 8 you're a dumb bitch

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:10am

    i can text while i pee.... but i have to go third grade style.... the other hand it usually holding up my pants

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:00am

    3:57 I know :) I just love that old quote because without women a man would be nothing.. Both figuratively and literally haha

  • 49 69
    Submitted by machaveli2 on Jun 10, 10 at 7:23am

    Yeah and girls cant write their name in the snow.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:24pm

    wait, what? Is this real? Anyone can stand up, pee, and text at the same time

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:28am

    I like when my gf offered to bring her friend over too. We had a good threesome. Dick in a vag.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:04am

    4:55 doesn't have a point because it's an inflation he never personally earned. like if i'm bragging about my height, which is something i might be able to influence but cannot really control.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:50am

    I do! But I also love providing oral to women. I love giving and the joy of knowing her enjoyment!

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:00am

    Why would I want to relax in a bathroom? That's the stupidist thing I've heard Get in get done get out... Relaxing is fir cleaner areas

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:50pm

    There are plenty of reasons women are better than men, and this is not only inaccurate but retarded. The ability to multitask depends on the individual, not the gender, and it's universal enough.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:42pm

    I like the pride this woman is showing but.. I am a guy.. I can use the bathroom with one hand and text with the other

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 4:39am

    We can do that too.. Just hope the seats up

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:59am

    Reason #3 2:46 isn't better than a woman: he has to make up facts to look better than women. Pretty simple, really.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:51am

    Women who seek equality to men lack ambition. I hate this idea that women are only worth something if they're the same as men. I wish we didn't observe a binary in gender. It's all about INDIVIDUALS.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:05am

    i need to hands to piss, but a rifle tends to be more difficult to aim at close range than a pistol

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:41pm

    I rather be able to pee anywhere,anytime sweetheart.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:15am

    Mine hangs in the toilet so I can do that two

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 3:36pm

    i'm a dude and i can pee and text at the same time. Lame ass text!

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:57am

    Remember, 3:56, that nobody is asking you to be behind a man, either. Stand next to him. Or without him. Whatever connotation of independence fits into the adage.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:50am

    Any chance you'll be arguing parthenogenesis, 2:35? Not that 1:06 makes much of a point, seeing as how he's not the one putting his health in jeopardy for the sake of a fetal parasite.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:49am

    2:46 ur an asshole!! Sexist pig!!

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:07am

    2:02 you're a real winner for driving drunk...

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:48am

    this text itself is a reason why men are better than women

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:37am

    Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:40am

    I'm a guy and I can text and pee at the same Time no guy needs two hands to pee

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:25am

    This is making the giant assumption that I can't hold my dick in one hand and text with the other.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:24am

    ok this is 1215 back again and i was thinking... i could wright my name in the snow and txt you at the same time to tell you how fucking stupid you are for this txt... so again FUCK you cunt.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:37pm

    im a guy and i need both hands to pee...

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:12am

    510 didn't catch the drift. sis is a dyke.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:02am

    Calling someone an overweight fat ass is more like a semantic neoplasm, which is also one in itself. Seems like you still need to up your game, 4am. You're just not cut out for an intelligent debate.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:57am

    Hahaha @ 356. He owned you.

  • 54 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:52am

    Why would someone be calling sexist in here when the text this is for is a sexist bitch?

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:00am

    you ever take a shit so big your pants fit better?

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 11 at 8:38pm

    Apparently she has z toilet in her kitchen

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:29pm

    You're one dumb ass broad

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:08am

    I am a dude and can txt one handed while peeing. Your move chicka

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:59pm

    hahaha, maybe a little inaccurate but i like the spirit.

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 12:22pm

    and you bitches only got 3 reasons why your supposedly better than guys... beat that.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:36am

    I can pee and txt at the same time ( I'm a guy)

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:50am

    I am a dude and I can hold my dick and piss with one hand and text with the other

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:47am

    Reason #1001 why men are better than women...the third thing women came up with was oh yea , I can text while I pee!

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:54pm

    i can pee and make bacon at the same time (dont ask me how) but none the less a win for the guys

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:50pm

    I can write stupid cunt in the snow with my piss and text it to you at the same time bitch

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:21pm

    I can write my name in the snow whilst texting. BOOYAH!!!

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:52am

    4:44, you only make more money out of discrimination and double standards. not because you're a better worker. where's the pride in that? smartest retard in special ed, anyone?

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:58am

    3:56... You said an overweight fat ass... That's a double negative you fucking retard. Go to school, get some class, and stop parking next to the elementary school while they're at recess you sick fuck

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:57am

    Yeah. Making me dinner stupid.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:18am

    I'm sorry OP I'm a girl and I can piss in a urinal while txting no drips.. Just hook and pull

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:43am

    contrary to popular belief guys' knees do bend, therefore allowing us to sit and pee if texting is that big of a necessity

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:08am

    I don't know wha kind of dicks yur used to but mine hangs towards the toilet..I don't have to hold it

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:49am

    Sarcasm is hard to spot without a tone.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:42am

    So, in conclusion, men are big ass babies about peeing and having to be "better" at peeing.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:47am

    what man can't pee and text?

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:55am

    4:52 (assuming you're a woman) i make more money because that's the way it is. it's not my fault, i don't make the rules. sorry babe. lifes tough. it's good to see that you care though, that's cute :)

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:03am

    I can text while taking a piss too

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:11am

    It's not a firehose. You have a whole hand free to text. I could write my name in the snow, text, and recite the Gettysburg address at the same time, if I wanted to. Beat that!

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:12am

    There's one thing wrong with this... Men can sit down to pee too. This is a fail..

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:57am

    Women may be smarter but who makes more money dick face?

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:49am

    Hell I am peeing brushing my teeth and typing this all at the sametime. Oh and I just farted. Beat that girls

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:08am

    I text and pee standing as well.

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:05am

    Women have shorter feet so they can stand closer to the sink.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:59am

    Hell ya! Free food from bitches!

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:04am

    If the Man had 1 FUCKING HAND!!!! AHAHAHA stupid feminist whore go fuck the OP from the PETA text.. stupid biach zZZzZZZZz

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:15am

    its called txting with one hand you dumb bimbo blonde bitch!

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:17am

    hells yeah 4:11AM ;)

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:07am

    It's called 'one-handed-texting' and it totally works!

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:15am

    I can have a piss and text at the same time.

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:47am

    FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:09am

    I just wanna eat some pussy and spread the love!

  • 37 60
    Submitted by hollkellen on Mar 19, 10 at 8:10pm

    Done that. We are better still.

  • 51 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:15pm

    men have two hands, and most men can pee just fine without holding onto their dick the whole time. In fact we're more efficient at texting than chicks because we don't have to wipe out vaginas after...Also dudes don't constantly drop their phones in the toilet. Take that and stuff it up your cooch

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:34pm

    Successful troll is successful.

  • 55 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:21am

    you are a fucking idiot. i am a guy and i will piss and text while standing up if i want to, but i don't because i can avoid the phone for 3 fucking seconds since i don't need to constantly bitch to my friends about the opposite sex because i can't get laid.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:22am

    I'm a guy and I can piss anywhere while texting I'm pissing while I write this. And if there was snow I'd do both simutaneously... Bitch

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:48am

    im a dude and i can text while writing with my pee! top that shit!

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:04am

    I can text and piss while standing up put that in your pipe and smoke it. Men :1. Women:0

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:51pm

    Hahahaha men suck at almost everything. They are lucky that girls keep them around for sexual purposes only.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:05am

    Hey woman...you shut up and go make me some pie!

  • 40 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:29am

    ok now enough of us guys have disproved this text let's move on...

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:06am

    4:03, I think we've adequately established that both sexes are capable of texting and peeing. But if you want to debate male chauvinism, we'd love to have your two cents. You're just a tad late in the former.

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:09am

    This is not even a "tfln" it's almost like some stupid bitch posted it for no reason at all! I mean honestly I'm a woman and I would never even THINK that because u guys are right u hold ur dick with one hand and text with the other! Stupid ass lol

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:07pm

    So far, none of the reasons are good enough to be considered 'reasons',

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:01am

    us guys can pee and text and write your name in the snow all at the same time

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:15am

    The responses to this text are a perfect example why men are not better than women. Stop crying over cell phones and urine, it doesn't matter, and plenty of other guys have said as much well before you came along here. Jesus fucking Christ.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:21am

    my boyfriend has dropped his phone in the shower and hot tub and now recently, the toilet. after a dump. because he's adorable but kinda stupid.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:55am

    More money is more money though... He does have a point.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:14am

    I can write my name in the snow while texting. What a fucking stupid text.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:16am

    i'm not a guy..but i doubt it's THAT hard for them to pee/text at the same time. i don't think guys needs both hands around their dick while they pee.

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:06am

    I just shit on a small child. I'm panicking.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:56am

    Probably some overweight fat ass. Only pussy you ever seen was when you were born.

  • 55 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:00am

    Top reason men are better than women we aren't women... good day

  • 26 42
    Submitted by tittiebanana on Jul 1, 11 at 1:36am

    Women aren't as smart as men, which is clearly exhibited in this text. They belong in the kitchen making sandwiches and bringing men beers.

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:50am

    Female=Male Equals!!!!

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:50pm

    Women are good for 70 things: cooking and 69.

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:30pm

    girls can walk and pee too dipshit

  • 53 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:06am

    Women are better than men? Oh sure...until they need their oil changed, car towed, houses built, jars opened, electrical wiring done, plumbing...yeah, FAAARR fuckin superior, right?

  • 11 15
    Submitted by Cheymor987 on Nov 25, 12 at 9:25pm

    What's reason #1? ......... We have tits.

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:08am

    I can text and pee at the same time. I'm a guy. You don't see me bragging.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:12am

    I can pee and text at the same time because I have women hold my cock and aim it while I'm pissing. Honestly you'd be amazed at how many women LOVE to hold it while I take a leak. It was one of my ex's favorite things. So go write that in the snow with my cock you stupid sexist fuck OP -DW

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:11am

    whoever wrote this must be a girl. and i can play my fucking gameboy while pissing.

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:43am

    I'm a guy and I can piss and text with no effin problem. Your just I'm penis envy haha

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:53am

    3:52 - will do baby boo. Same goes for you

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:47am

    I'm a doctor who happens to be a male, and I can pee on my phone to have it text a message, while eating cake, drinking whiskey, and smoking a cigar, all simultaneously.

  • 49 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:06am

    Women are better than men? Oh sure...until they need their oil changed, car towed, houses built, jars opened, electrical wiring done, plumbing...yeah, FAAARR fuckin superior, right?

  • 41 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:39pm

    CHECKMATE, As a man I can piss while walking. Ladies, Thank you for playing better luck next time.

  • 44 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:02pm

    omg why are boys so sensitive calm down princess's

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:48pm

    reason #137 why women aren't better than men... you're only on reason #3 why you're better

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:45pm

    Resons #1 - 4,000 Men are better than Woman: Everything dealing with and around the vagina.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:28pm

    Guys can pee, text, and fart at the same time. How is that for multi taksing.

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:13pm

    Your reason for being superior is just as dumb as the texter's, 12:27. Think about that the next time your superiority is kicked up into your body and needs surgical removal.

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:13am

    Amazing how pissed off people get over a funny text that wasn't even written to them, some of you are simply fuckin babies, deal with it

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:36am

    FUCK OFF women are shit only good for fucking and sucking

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 17, 10 at 1:41pm

    Men can easily text while pissing

  • 46 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:35am

    Even if men couldn't do that (which we can), this would be your third reason that women are better than men. We have what, 300 reasons to the contrary now? But yes, this is quite clever. :D

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:12pm

    I can piss and text at the same time w/o sitting down. Take that

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:27am

    I Agee because women have an extra hole

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:27am

    Retarded. I txt and pee all time dumb bitch

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:05am

    We can text while peeing, and if we couldn't we can sit in the toilet, so we have two options of peeing. Try to pee while stand hahaha

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:04am

    Lol a degree in English? Sure you do.

  • 27 55
    Submitted by kbash on Jul 8, 10 at 9:59am

    Soft. Try spelling your name in the snow, texting, drinking a beer and still conversing with people. That's skill.

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:27pm

    I hope you drop your phone your piss you dumb cunt. What are reasons two and three? And by the way... Men have penises therefore we are superior

  • 39 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:48am

    Stupid. Men > women. Women belong in the kitchen cooking me food and getting me beer!

  • 35 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:49pm

    Its called one one handed peeing, PURE TALENT IS REQUIRED!

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:05am

    Your a bitch.

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:38pm

    We don't have to hold it when we piss, therefore we can also text.. And aim with one hand if we wanted to. Write that in the fucking... Wait nvm

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:33pm

    I just txted this taking a shit and a piss all at the same time ha what now?

  • 37 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:02pm

    Y'all sit down nd pee we have to stand up nd use hands

  • 36 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:40pm

    Wow, ur retarded.....like it's impossible for a guy to piss and text. Jesus u need to get out of the house more

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:01am

    Bitch is retarded. We can hold our cocks with one hand, text, and we are standing up. That is much more impressive than sitting down to text. Cant believe TFLN posts shit like this yet I know of some funny ass texts my friends and I have put in here and have been denied. Fuckers.

  • 37 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:25am

    Even if we couldn't text while peeing, I'll take that over going through a phase every 28 days.

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:47am

    You're just a woman. A woman with a tiny brain a brain a third the size of ours. It's science.

  • 28 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:27am

    I can text while peeing in the snow

  • 35 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:13am

    Do it while hovering and I'd be impressed.....sitting down isn't a challenge

  • 20 45
    Submitted by wheelieterp on Jun 18, 11 at 2:55am

    Ummm.... Who cares if it's accurate? It's freaking hilarious.

  • 34 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:46am

    Us sperm donera with attitudes happen to be more athletic and smarter than average females The school system proves it... The military proves it and once a month every one of you prove it

  • 33 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:45am

    actually 4:34 nobody is touching 4:29's pussy because it is a dude who likes the fact that we only need to wipe a shit. learn sarcasm!

  • 32 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 12:25am

    True): I always try to sit and text but for some reason I always get hard and I know if I don't drop my iPod amd take hold quick something bad will happen :D

  • 41 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:52pm

    hahahaha 3:50. i like that. i text while i piss all the time you silly twat and fuck snow i write my name on wood fences in cursive. stupid fucking bitch.

  • 35 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:52am

    Never once have I said I'm better than a man!! WTF?!?

  • 34 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:43pm

    We can text and write our name out in the snow at the same time. Try that standin up honey.

  • 35 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:04pm

    Reason Men are better than women, We can text with one hand

  • 31 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:13am

    im a guy, and i can text and pee at the same time.... hell, could probly write it in the snow for u at the same time too!

  • 38 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:48am

    3:36 Fuck you you're a worthless piece of shit.

  • 36 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:02am

    No jackass, that's just improper grammar. Get your degree in English like myself and we can talk.

  • 34 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:03am

    It's easy as fuck to piss and text. This bitch is retarded an just wishes she had a dick.