My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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