Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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