So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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