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  I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.

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• I've never ejaculated prematurely, it's always felt like the perfect time!

  Submitted by porksword on Jan 24, 12 at 1:34pm

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  • Have I told you lately that I love you pork? Lol

    Submitted by 2jzstang on Jan 24, 12 at 3:02pm

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  • "like a track star, just trying to beat my best time"

    Submitted by keto06 on Jan 24, 12 at 3:20pm

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  • And now for the dismount!

    Submitted by Jnick on Jan 24, 12 at 5:13pm

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• Aw no that'll make him all nervous and then he'll be thinking about it and it's more likely to happen

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 24, 12 at 2:11pm

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• Sounds like that punch is coming quickly.

  Submitted by mundane on Jan 24, 12 at 1:28pm

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• Well, now he won't be able to rise to the occasion anyway: so you don't have to worry about it anymore.

  Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 24, 12 at 4:32pm

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• Reverse Donkey Punch!

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 25, 12 at 3:08am

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• Ay imma dude nd that shit is funny as hell

  Submitted by BrandonYaBoi on Jan 24, 12 at 1:25pm

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• Yeah. Because if a guy said "if you squirt on me I'll choke you out" that wouldn't sound like paycopath material at all would it.

  Submitted by ssabmud on Jan 25, 12 at 6:14pm

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• You got to start picking out a higher grade of dudes to bring home.

  Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 24, 12 at 1:56pm

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  • Even a great guy can have performance issues.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 24, 12 at 5:36pm

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