Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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