My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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