Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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