Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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