The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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