I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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