you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize