love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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