hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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