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  • Poor Canada. They're more than just America's hat! They're like your cool friend who shakes their head when you do something stupid, but still hangs out with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:31pm
  • We seem to be missing the larger issue here, which is: fuck st. louis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:22pm
  • I wish I could have been there so I could crush you in my bare Canadian hands. You fucking loser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Who else is gonna put up with America's bullshit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Drinking age in 18 in some places there. I love Canada!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:36pm
  • Fuck you Canada is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Fuck you. Besides, what kinda jackass says "Fuck you" to a 6 year old? Even in their head. God forbid you have children

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Fuck that, Canada is great! Living the American Dream since 1867.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:30pm
  • psh of course, universal health care, lower drinking age, gun control, and basically legal pot are for sissies. Of course Canada sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:21pm
  • It's ok, whoever wrote this text is a bigot from Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:19pm
  • im from canada but seriously.....who the fuck wears an "i love canada" shirt? fuck her indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:17pm
  • All the Americans who hate Canada but have never been can just stay south of the border. We'll keep our booze at 18 and legal pot and awesome healthcare system all to ourselves. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:11pm
  • She was probably an American tourist you Yankee dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:25pm
  • I love 84.5% of Canada by landmass. Fuck Quebec.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:49pm
    • Very true, but I can't completely hate Quebec, drinking age is 18, Montreal bars are just awesome and Quebec is the birthplace of the poutine.

      Submitted by sb06dw on Dec 22, 10 at 10:39am
  • question: when buying canadian bacon in canada, it is in essence candian canadian bacon right? BTW in ny we love our north of the border friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Hilarious text. Quit freaking out like this is the worst thing ever and just take it as a humurous text, that's the point of this sillies. Calm down just calm down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:38pm
  • anyone who hates canada and hasnt been there should get shot. thats how you do it in america right? shoot people and be pro bush. fuck you guys are dumb, and fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:55pm
  • One thing I'm wondering is: what airline lets you choose your own seat? I've flown over a hundred times and every time my seat has been assigned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:30pm
    • Bearskin Airlines, but I wouldn't recommend it. That's one Canadian experience that no one needs.

      Submitted by sb06dw on Dec 22, 10 at 10:40am
  • How do people take this shit so seriously? Lighten up a bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:37am
  • ah, the age-old canada vs. US debate, which inevitably turns into an online version of the special olympics. well done, folks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:34pm
  • Fuck u. U probably don't even know where Canada is!! Just like 90% of the uneducated redneck Yankee scum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:17pm
  • Canada may be bigger, but we make better bombs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Canada rocks I started drinking leagaly at 18. When did u get to start???????????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Fuck Fuckidy fucker fucks... canada can suck on America's big fat cock, or we'll shove it up your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:42pm
  • Tom Green is the only reason why canada should exist. And bacon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Let me clear something up. Canada is amazing. we have free health care, a lower drinking age, cleaner air, and ACTUAL multiculturalism. we apologize for Avril Lavigne. OP is jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Canada rules, bitch. Dallas boy go f yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:18pm
  • And Fuck You. Don't hate on Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Canada. PWNS. Just because you had to wait 21 years to drink doesn't mean you should take your anger out on us. SUCK IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:15pm
  • I love it. Fucking French canadians

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:42pm
  • author didn't SAY effyou, author just gave the shaking head of shame on you. that shit is funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:44pm
  • kicked your ass in 1812

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:50pm
    • Canada wasn't its own country in 1812. You are a fucking moron. I don't even know if you are Canadian or American but either way, you are a fucking moron.

      Submitted by sh22 on Jun 27, 10 at 3:27am
  • I'm a patriotic American from Tennessee and Canada is cool. Also, you CANADIANS CAN DRINK! Met a few in Negril,jamaica and holy shit do they know how to party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:09pm
  • I'm from the U.S., went to canada when i was 19 and had such a good time i got a maple leaf tat when i was wasted. fuck all you canada haters, canada rules.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:37am
  • in case u weren't sure.. yes this makes you an asshole, and yes this is why i'm so proud to be Canadian... and yes this is why the world thinks americans are ignorant jackasses... posterboy for what's wrong with your country. bravo dickhead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:10pm
  • I'm from Canada, universal health care is awesome! I don't pay for shit. Whenever I have to go to the hospital it's free! Whenever I need medicine it's free! Fuck I love Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:45pm
  • That you know of 3:48, that you know of.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:51pm
  • what the fuck, that is so mean for no reason she's only 6 years old you dumb shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Would not have been funny if she had an "I Love Eritrea" shirt on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 6:42am
  • PS... it was pretty funny though, u know besides the whole i hate canada thing (i just posted), yeah i can totally picture the stare down it must've been intense her being 6 and all lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Wow man really? a six year old girl that's fucked up pretty sure that tags you as asshole of the year

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:14pm
  • I love Canada. Fuck me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Fuck Canada ... Fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Whoa uh oh look at this guy saying he can out drink us.... I dont think he'll be able to after gets hit in the face with an ice pick

    Submitted by StallionDavis on Apr 12, 10 at 10:01pm
  • one thing and one thing only is clear from the responses here: canadians have no sense of humor. loosen up, eh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:18pm
  • 9:43AM - Fuck you. Fuck Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:31am
  • In response to the well informed person at the top: In Texas we are neutral to Canada. The only Canadians I've ever met were nice. It's Mexico we're concerned about... only Northerner's hate Canada. So suck it. You don't know Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:14pm
  • 7:42 - get. a. life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:25pm
  • 1:23, was just going to say the exact same thing. OP is a hoser indeed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:25pm
  • To all the American bashers: fuck you. Stay the fuck out, stop eating at our restaurants that have popped up throughout the world, buying our clothes being sold throughout the world, benefitting from out military action through out the world. Are we hated? Good, fuck you, stop trying to be like us and saying you're not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Oh my God IT WAS A JOKE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Your fucking retarted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:19pm
  • Justin Beiber is Canadian. Explains alot.

    Submitted by VIP on Sep 14, 11 at 1:32am
  • I am not proud to be canadian, because of all you little bitches. Canadians who are getting all bent outta shape are just plane fucking lame. I love my country, even though I might not express that enough, but I do. The American or who ever wrote this is bad fucking ass, props on him for Being funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:06am
  • Your a fucking retart Canada is the BEST bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:17am
  • I must be an asshole too because I found this txt hilarious. Well played, sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:45pm
  • FUCK CANADA

    Submitted by samantha14 on Apr 7, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Okay. I'm from Canada and seriously people, you think calling people from Texas bigots is gunna make us better? No, sure their may be some bigots in Texas but their is probably bigots everywhere. That is exactly the shit that is going to make Americans hate us even more. People need to grow up and stop hating on eachother because if we don't the world ain't going NOWHERE! So please just STOP!!!! US may not be perfectbut seriously, neither is Canada so...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:02pm
  • Fuck you, I've been to more countries than I can count on both hands, and Canada is my favorite. The States can suck Canada's balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:37pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA! this guy probably couldnt find canada if i threw him over the border

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:17pm
  • The airline has to be southwest but yea way to tell of a six year old. You= fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Canada is awesome. I don't know why the Americans hate us so much! Maybe they're bitter that they LOST. Or perhaps it's because we don't want to fight in their pointless war. And even though you have some sort of universal health care, I still don't respect the states because half of you hicks still think it's a bad idea. GO CANADA!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 10 at 12:07am
  • PS... it was pretty funny though, u know besides the whole i hate canada thing (i just posted), yeah i can totally picture the stare down it must've been intense her being 6 and all lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 7:34pm
  • I hate France and I hate Canada so a double fuck you to French canadians

    Submitted by IhateFrance on Jul 24, 10 at 7:24pm
  • I love how the only thing separating Canada and America is technically just an imaginary line drawn on a map, and yet we are apparently so 'vastly different' that we feel he need to bitch about how much the others suck. Too funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:35pm
  • man. americans don't even have a reason to hate canada. they got liquor from us for like, how many years when prohibition was still goin on there? we're so nice to you guys. you're like the big-shot jockey who only talks to the pretty-ugly nerdy girl so she'll do your homework. ya'll are just jealous cause we got it good with our younger legal alchy age , and you're all obese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I'm from Canada. And this txt is still awesome. You other Canucks should lighten up. Some Americans are too sensitive. You should all know this by now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:40pm
  • regardless of the hate for canadia or whatever, i dont think i've ever laughed that hard on this site before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 12:26am
  • Just wondering what anyone has against Canada? They've never done anything to us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:48pm
  • What's wrong with Canada at?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Should we blame the government? Fuck no, blame Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 9:43, you're an idiot! Half of the claims you made are simply untrue. Nice try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:44am
  • DUDE SHE WAS SIX. I mean if she was black I would understand but... Shit storm in 3, 2, 1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Fuck USA Canada rules\nAnd we don't have retards like USA does!! \nWooooooooo!!'nbn

    Submitted by suz11 on Oct 11, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Oh Canada. Oh Canada. Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:55pm
  • you guys are all fucking stupid. canada is awesome. fuck amaerica, fuck the black fucking president cock suckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Yes America is so much better than Canada especially at hockey and winning the most gold medals oh wait......

    Submitted by bigbeezey on Mar 2, 10 at 5:36pm
  • What's your poblem A!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Fuck Canada. Floppy headed canooks. Suck my balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:34pm
  • everyone cool your beans, how would you know if someones ignorant? dont be dingleberries, now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Lol 12:59 "cause I'm Mexican and that's what we do" hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:40am
  • what the fuck? why are you hating on canada? oh, lemme guess: because you were born in america (the south, specifically), and you can't face that america isn't the best country in the fucking world, and other countries actually are superior to it. well fuck it. when i turn 18, i'm moving to canada as fast as you can say "fuck america".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:36pm
  • i just want to make one thing clear.. pot isn't legal (4:11) or even really basically legal here. your still gonna get busted for it if you have it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:09pm
  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT IS HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSS all u haters need to shut the fuck up don't read controversial shit if you're going to have a stick up ur ass while doing so. And i'm from NY and I think it's funny, so that disproves the asshole's theory about this must being a bigot from Texas. and whoever said "that was a bigot from texas" is using an ignorant stereo-type about america to defend a joke on canada. ur a fucking moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Fuck that little bitch. This is hilarious, fuck her and Canada. AWESOME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Lol...I don't hate Canada but they are the reason why I will never know which millionaire Megan picks...so in that respect, yes, fuck Canada!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:48pm
  • CANADA IS THE SHIT AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SO THAT'S JUST CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT SO GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE AND TRY NOT TO GET SICK WHEN YOU CAN'T KEEP UP AT THE BARS

    Submitted by canadian on Jan 26, 10 at 10:01am
  • 11:39PM : You make better bombs because WE DONT MAKE BOMBS. We are a PEACEFUL nation. We are also amazing. So suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Funny. America is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:14am
  • Oh and then had to pay the bill for you alcohol poisoning. Loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Texas is full of red neck racists who shoot first, drink second think third. You're a plug buddy, go to the dentist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:30pm
  • Fuck Canada! I have nothing against it at all, but still... Fuck Canada!

    Submitted by flotowngolfer on Jun 24, 10 at 11:44pm
  • FUCK YOU ALL! CANADA RULES! OUR BEER IS STRONGER! THE WOMEN ARE HOTTER! AND WE ALL GET LAID WAY MORE THAN YOU! FUCK THE USA!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:59pm
  • haha i have nothing against canada or 6 yr olds but this was fucking funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:05am
  • bring it, yankee doodle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:17pm
  • I'm canadian, and I don't give a fuck. We are always gonna deal with this shit and you know what, fuck it. I do this shit to amaericans as-well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:57am
  • What's with the America-Canada hating? Glad I'm from Europe...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:12pm
  • White Canadian honkey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:09pm
  • i used to hate canada too but then realized that it was immature...ya know, hating a place that i'd never been to. (actually i hated it cause of avril lavigne but thats another story) kinda seems like you need to reconsider who you take your anger out on. a 6 year old, really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:27pm
  • she probably doesn't even dress herself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:23am
  • 1:27--you hated a whole country because of one person? We dont hate the US for fucking heidi and spencer or paris hilton 4:53--I hope that is a joke? Why wouldnt you want universal healthcare?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Damn 8:46 needs to do some drugs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:16pm
  • I think kuhnaydeeuh is pretty cool, eh? All sorts if mayple syrup and moose, don'cha know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Great T-shirt slogan: "Fuck Her. Fuck Canada." Somebody do it, now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:35pm
  • Fuck whoever sent this text, canadians FTW, twat!

    Submitted by HelloMotto on Oct 4, 10 at 2:09am
  • I like Canada as a friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:05am
  • I could see it if it were an adult wearing the shirt, but a 6yr old? You DO realize she probably doesn't buy her own clothes... right? Just saying you should get over yourself a little. Don't like something? Do like the rest of us do and drink.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Were you hating on Canada? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you through my health care benefits.

    Submitted by tabbycat613 on May 26, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Wow, i didn't realize how mean Americans were :(

    Submitted by yetlove12 on Mar 3, 10 at 11:58pm
  • honestly i wouldnt have let the kid sit next to me, and not even cause of the canada thing...little kids that age creep me out, plus the canada shirt...anything that says "i love ..." should be burned...unless its on beautiful women and says i love giving random bj's...then it needs to be put on the floor and burned during said random bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:22pm
  • 1:19 pm: Yes, you're retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:12pm
  • St Louis is full of nigs and Canada is full of cowards... Like France

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:13pm
  • lol everyone knows the states and canada are bros. americans have the guns to shoot our enemies and we have the pot to smuggle across the border, its all good. its the rest of the goddamn world we should be hating on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Y'all take everything to seriously. It's a joke. Actually hilarious if you ask me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Who cares if he said fuck you to the girl. She's just some stupid 6 year old. Fuck her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:10pm
  • HAHA i'm from Canada and i must say that Obama = awesome and Harper = the best thing our government has to offer us..i guess... but the States are a bunch of Mexico touchers... just throwing that out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:51pm
  • The stupidity of some of you people is astounding he never said fuck you to the little girl Jesus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Hahah That is exactly what I would have thought. Fuck Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:32pm
  • FUCK little 6 year girls, FUCK Canada, Fuck all you people who can't take a joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:43pm
  • 7:45, it's called TAXES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:23pm
  • it's obvious that everyone loves canada and hates fucking america

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:07pm
  • Fuck u!!! Canada iz best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:57am
  • Although it was against your pedophile ways, you turned the Canadian girl away...don't worry, she didn't wanna sit next to you either...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Canada is only there till they do something we don't like.

    Submitted by BonbknBJ on Mar 17, 10 at 2:26pm
  • ugh, we had and settled this argument back in 1812. Today, Canadians are a classy, awesome, friendly people whereas Americans are hellbent on aggressively defending their tired stereotypes, reinforcing exactly how uninformed they are about the entire rest of the world. Quit posting already, you aren't helping yourselves!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:02am
  • Canada is the same but some how and in a lot of ways not as good, Walmart Version of America. FUck CaNada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:06am
  • Fuck the us except for Alaska and Hawaii. Qubec can go fuck itself too :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:41pm
  • Sometimes I'm really embarrassed to be from dfw...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:57pm
  • I don't have any issues with Canadians, but I really don't like kids. I would have done the same thing. The only thing worse than being stuck next to a little kid on a plane, is being stuck next to a really fat person, with one of those pillows that go around the neck like a doughnut. GROSS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:58am
  • HAHAHA marry me. really. p.s. 1:19..... retarted?? woah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:28am
  • 2:07 is a fucking moron

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:15am
  • This shit is funny. Honestly man, Canada jokes are funny. I'm from Florida, and Florida jokes are funny to me..and trust me there are plenty. Everyone just needs to lighten up and stop taking everything to heart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:49pm
  • I'm American and Canadian technically and I have to say as a general rule, canadiens tend to be more polite

    Submitted by haleycomet on Sep 8, 10 at 10:41pm
  • Yay I hate Canada! barely good enough to win a sport you invented, way to go

    Submitted by frog92 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:33am
  • The girl is 6 and she deserves a fuck you? The OP needs to get a life and some anger management classes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Oh, sorry 1:56. Our bads. Thanks for pointing out... NOTHING! "fuck you" "fuck her" it's all relative in regards to a six year old. Douchebag! How dumb and stupid are you for making irrelevant statements.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Dumbasses are in recession cuz ur fucking greddy douchebags and your insulting us? U ruined the global economy! You elected Bush TWICE!! That right there proves my point. Enough said

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 9:02am
  • if someone from say Europe read through this page, they'd never want to go to either country! Yeesh! Yes, I'm a proud Canadian, and love every part of this country (even Quebec) BUT I have a HUGE ton of friends from the States, and would love to some day visit all of them. Think about it, if you're friendly with BOTH sides of the boarder, instead of bitching, you can get the best of BOTH worlds!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:31am
  • Fuck you. Canada is the single greatest country in the world and that six your old Canadian girl probably looked at you shook her head and thought. Aww fuck not another one. Don't they make you buy two seats. Fat ass. Have fun at mcdonalds asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 1:11am
  • for the record, best sex of my life was in Canada with a Canadian, God Bless Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:34pm
  • lol fucking americans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:15pm
  • Hey every Canadian on here, fuck you. And to whoevers texts this is I love u forever. Fuck canada

    Submitted by lparadise on Apr 12, 11 at 8:29pm
  • 4:53 here To answer you question 4:58 I will give you just 2 points since i dont want to make this long 1. We can't afford it example: i have $30 and a item costs $50. 2. Studys show that we will get worse health care with this plan so why pay for it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Omg I love st Louis lol but seriously op needs to get some anger management classes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:50pm
  • Wow, lighten up everybody. It's a joke - just laugh it off and get on with the rest of your day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:23pm
  • I think we should all focus instead on how much we all hate mexico

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:20pm
  • VIVA LA REVOLUTION !!! ( from the desk of big tone )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:57pm
  • So you can honestly say 2:10 you've never said fuck you/her/him/it or whatever in reference to a kid?? Its not like kids don't do shit that posses people you fucking cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:30pm
  • I say FUCK USA as they are pompous douchebag's that hold themselves on a pedistal but say they are from Canada when abroad so they actually get respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:25pm
  • funny as fuck and i'm from canada... no offense taken either, we don't hate in canada, just get hammered and play hockey lol (we do smart things too though ;) ).... just responding to one reply about the US aiding in the war though... u guys cost us a billion dollars a day 'aiding' in this 'war'.... just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Aww, she's just 6. You could have traumatized her. D: -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 6:53pm
  • Yeah how can you respect a country with universal health care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:53pm
  • I wouldn't want some Canada loving, 6 year old brat sitting next to me on a flight either, my friend. That's probably due to the fact that I am a hateful, drunken cunt. Deal with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:55pm
  • People if you don't think this is funny then just get off if this website or iPhone app or however your viewing this. This is the kind if humor this site us all about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:03pm
  • if this is the special olympics, then the OP is jimmy....an all around asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:37pm
  • yeah man have some sensitivity in your text messages. but no seriously i laughed my ass off picturing the head shake. i am not jealous 8:59, i get to live here in the US of A. besides more fucking is a sign that there is nothing to do. how often do you think people in trailer parks fuck...... A LOT.....but does that mean i'm liquidating my assets and buying a double-wide. no it does not is the answer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:08pm
  • you want to talk shit about Canada at least we arent self centered want a revelation about the states watch Rick Mercers talking to americans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:03pm
  • 4:15 - hahahahaha YESSSS!!! LOVE IT! everyone who is talking shit about Canada needs to take a look in their own back yards! I love my country!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:13pm
  • I don't mind Canada. I'm American. Canada gives us REAL maple syrup. Not the shitty fake kind. Fuck yeah Canada, thanks for the syrup.

    Submitted by scoot on Aug 26, 10 at 12:52am
  • That has got to be some of the funniest shit I've read. Pure hilarity. Like a scene right out of one of those drunken bachelor movies...like the hangover or something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Canada is fucking pathetic. End of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Funny that Americans are the only ones who have anything against Canada.. we can travel freely in other countries without having to worry about anything .. If you hate Canada so much then maybe, those of you that do, should stop wearing Canadian flags on backpacks when you go to places like Europe just so you are not hated on. I'm not going to say fuck the US.. but I will say FUCK ALL YOU IGNORANT BASTARDS WHO DON'T EVEN HAVE RESPECT FOR YOURSELVES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Aug 30 - 7:59pm I am well aware of that, I am more proud of the fact that it was Newfoundlanders that burnt the white house down. Yes they may have been british troops, but they were militia from newfoundland (if I remember correctly). Maybe screech makes you invincible. This thread is hilarious, gotta love ignorance on both sides of the border.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Hi, I'd like to marry the guy who wrote this. Myspace: 413936200.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:20pm
  • USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!! Fuck you canadians

    Submitted by donkeykong69 on Jun 12, 11 at 2:04am
  • Take it easy Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:53am
  • 3:08- Hostile, I love Canada. Why aren't you at least the slightest bit happy that America has a black president? Maybe you should go live in Texas with this a-hole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Fuck Canada!! Stay up north you loser canucks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:13am
  • I love the OP. funny funny funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Americans are ignorant. Every American I've ever met is an idiot. Americans are just jealous cuz we dong have to declare war for oil and people like us. Also, free healthcare. 'buff said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:58am
  • 4:58- shut up dude, i was like....12 when i decided i hated canada cause of avril lavigne. and if you can read it says that i realized that its immature & stupid.... and PLEASE hate us cause of spencer and heidi... shit...they make ME hate the US and i live here...so chill out. its all in good fun. -1:27

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 5:18pm
  • i dont understand why everyone hates universal healthcare!!!! its amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:21pm
  • ive been laughing for 15 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:35am
  • if i was this six year old, i probably would have junk punched you. stepped on your foot, spat on you. and maybe even bit your hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:31pm
  • Amazing...I just laughed for like 10 mins. Canadians...shut up...this is why people hate you. You bitch about everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:00pm
  • 2:29 ftw but really people... calm down. we all hate canada, don't lie. stupid government run healthcare. what the hell is that shit?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Canada can suck on my nuts

    Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on Jul 10, 10 at 11:29am
  • can I be your best friend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:18pm
  • I would have said the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:19pm
  • wat the fuck is canada???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 6:21pm
  • Poor small minded Americans. When you guys are gonna get bombed AGAIN by terrorists because they are phased that you're bombing them and stealig their oil you're all gonna be crying for us to help you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:52am
  • 2:09 knows what's up! it's true American beer is like... 3% or something, most Canadian beer is 5% or higher. I quite enjoy living in Canada, free doctors visits I can go out to bars durning my freshman year it's pretty swell :).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Canadians are knifed all the time abroad. They just don't report it because no one cares. I am sure canadians care but they are to busy watching hockey. Yeah we American bomb countries to take their oil. WTF are you going to do about it? Your not going to do anything cuz you are related to the fretch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:01pm
  • They say it's someone from Texas because of the area code...dumbasses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:01pm
  • @ 6:09PM pot IS basically legal. I'm pretty sure the most they can do if you've got 6 grams or less is to take it away. it's when you're carrying MORE than 6 grams on your person that you've got problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Canada is bigger than America. we win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:28pm
  • fuck canada!!! bunch of d bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:26pm
  • I'm not a fan of Canada, because everyone I've met from there is an asshole (although I'm sure there are also nice Canadians I haven't had the pleasure to meet... so don't get mad). However, the girl is only 6. Her mom probably picked the shirt for her. Have a little sensitivity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Hilarious. I have nothing against Canada. You guys are like the kid down the street you keep around just to make fun of. It's all fun and games... No hard feelings, eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:37am
  • Hell yeah, fuck Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:19pm
  • 8=D-Canada 8===================D~~America. Canada, fight a war by yourself, oh wait..... You can't enjoy the hockey, we enjoy the nukes. Get owned eh

    Submitted by poppasmurf on Mar 11, 10 at 10:27pm
  • 1225, word of advice... GO TO HELL. k? Thanks bye! Oh and one more thing, GOD BLESS AMERICA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:23am
  • Just for the record, America will never ask Canada for help, y'all are worthless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:13am
  • 2:07-hockey. enough said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:47am
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