would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
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Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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