North Korea, Best Korea!
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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