Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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