I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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