you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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