why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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