i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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